Minnesota trip

Highlights of trip to Minnesota:

- 50+ beers and 15ish shots in 5 days.

- A guy's mom punching me in the face for attempting chivalry by kissing her hand which actually didn't happen. I just thought it happened.

- Micah to the 5 of us in the Chrysler minivan: "Listen assholes! I get laid more than any of you"!

- Mickey's diner.

- Mall of America was dissapointing. I expected it to be grandiose like I remembered from D2.

- Kill Bill, Vols. 1 and 2 are good movies to watch drinking games to.

- There are some creepy, annoying dudes in the bars.

- "The Elvis" burger. Peanut butter and bacon on a burger. Delicious!

- Everyone smokes. Everywhere, too. I met twenty people and every one of them smoked. They do it everywhere, too. In their cars, in the house after breakfast, inside, outside, etc.

That's all I got for now. I'll add more as I remember.